The Rules and Stuff...

It's not exactly later tonight or tomorrow, but I thought I'd better give you enough time to either solve the puzzle, or email me and tell me what an evil genius I am! Ok, here it is..... Spelling and word order are extra-crucial (especially in clues 2 and 3). Words like "a" and "the" and "and" do not count: take them out (the one exception is the word "of" in clue two, it is part of the answer). Commas and spaces do not count as letters (I know that seems obvious, but...). Now, make sure you have all 6 answers written down, and numbered (yes, the answer to clue 3 is way longer than the rest). Get out a highlighter, or be ready to circle letters. Ready? Ok, I can wait. Just kidding! Answer 1, highlight the 7th letter. Answer 2, highlight the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 9th letters. Answer 3, highlight the 7th and 21st letters. Answer 4, highlight the 7th and 8th letters. Answer 5, highlight the 3rd, 5th, and 7th letters. Answer 6, highlight the 3rd letter. Now, rearrange the highlighted letters to form two words. See you Monday!